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E.T. Comes Home

Nobody expects to see a body floating in the water when they visit the beach, especially if that body resembles a certain famous extraterrestrial.
Last Thursday in southern England the police and coast guard were alerted by a beachgoer of a floating body just off the coast. After a short search it was determined that the corpse wasn’t actually a human, but E.T. himself, or at least a very detailed replica of the movie star alien.
As it turns out, the replica had been stolen from nearby resident Margaret Wells’ home in September, and had originally been created by her daughter some nine years earlier. Thankfully, E.T. is the resilient type and is now back at home with Mrs. Wells instead of scaring the crap out of local swimmers.

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