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11/3/11

5 pearls of wisdom to remember !


1. Money can not buy happiness, 
(but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle!).             
2. Forgive your enemy, 
(but remember the S.O.B.'s name!).             
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, 
(and he will remember you when he is in trouble again!).           
4. Many people are still alive, 
(only because it's illegal to shoot them!).             
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, 
(but then neither does milk!).
 

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